{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?","punchline":"Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.","id":197}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?","punchline":"Because she ran away from the ball.","id":373}
{"type":"general","setup":"How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?","punchline":"He felt his presents.","id":116}
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