{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}
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Lee Roy Parnell is the self-titled debut album by American country music singer Lee Roy Parnell. It was released in 1990 via Arista Records. The album includes the singles \"Crocodile Tears\", \"Oughta Be a Law\" and \"Family Tree\". Although all three singles charted on the U.S. Billboard country charts, they all missed Top 40. \"Mexican Money\" was also made into a music video.
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Derwenthaugh railway station served the village of Swalwell, Tyne and Wear, England from 1836 to 1868 on the Newcastle and Carlisle Railway.
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